PRODUCER & COMPERE MISS TEMPEST ROSE

What is your Job within Cell Block HOB?: 

Aside from Head Bitch? I deal with the Commissary Deliveries

What is the one Item you can’t live without?:

 In here? Sanitary Towels. They double up as great bathroom slippers

Why have you been Banged up?: 

Bank Heist

What is your most dangerous Feature?:

 My Razor Sharp Stilettos

Are you Guilty or Not Guilty?: 

Not Guilty. Its a case of mistaken identity. But they had it coming…

LOLO BROW

Lolo, Why are you Banged up?: Mostly for my complete and utter disregard for anything sane. And apparently its completely unacceptable to eat a pigeon raw in a children’s playground. 

What is your most dangerous feature?: My Killer Arse. It has been known to suffocate on occassion.

What is the one item you can’t live without?: My Little Rooster alarm clock vibrator… Don’t ask

Finally Lolo Brow - Are you Guilty or Not Guilty?: Oh ever so guilty… very proud to be.

STORM HOOPER

Why are you Banged up?: They say my rich husband died because of me. They’re all claimin’ i’m a Gold Digger!

What’s the one Item you can’t live without?: My Hula Hoops. Practicing passes the long days in the cell

What’s Your Most Dangerous Feature?: My hips. All those hoops man, its a tough life..

Are you Guilty or Not Guilty?: NOT GUILTY. It was all an accident. I promise. I just have always had really bad luck with men.

LEONIE SOPRANO

What is your Job within Cell Block HOB?: I’m the Chef… You mess with my kitchen? You mess with ME!

What is the one Item you can’t live without?: A good Haddock!

Why have you been Banged Up?: I killed another chef in Paris during my training. To be honest, he hacked me off. So I hacked him.

What is your most dangerous feature?: The twins as I like to call them. I definitely am the boobs of the cell.

GRACIE DISGRACE

Why are you Banged up?: Stalking and indecent exposure. I mean can’t a girl sneak into a guys house in the middle of the night in the nude to cook a lovely rabbit strew anymore? Maybe cooking his pet rabbit was where I went wrong?

What is your role in Cellblock HOB?: I’m the prison cleaner, my cell mates are filthy.

What is the one item you can’t be without?: My feather duster, it comes in handy removing the cobwebs. Makes a fashionable showgirl headdress and comes in very useful tickling a prison guard or two to get what I want.

What is your most dangerous feature?: My biceps, I’m the undefeated cellblock HOB arm wrestling champion.

Are you guilty?: Not guilty just misunderstood.

THE DIABLO DANIELS

Why are you Banged up?: For righting the wrongs  of oppression on women from the patriarchy, and having the balls (ovaries) to take matters into my own hands (or vagina)

What is your role in Cellblock HOB? : *RAPS* I be that rockabilly ratchet/ with a nasty habit /I chop cocks off with a passion/ Goddamn it.

What is the one item you can’t be without?: Red lipstick. Easy for marking your prey.

What is your most dangerous feature?: My fuck the world mentality? No. My thug life past? Probably not. Nah, its definitely gotta be all the teeth up in my vagina. VAGINA DENTATA BITCHES!

Are you guilty?: Absol-fucking-lutely.