The penultimate inmate to give evidence before returning to her cell tonight in is…
Why are you Banged up?
Stalking and indecent exposure. I mean can’t a girl sneak into a guys house in the middle of the night in the nude to cook a lovely rabbit strew anymore? Maybe cooking his pet rabbit was where I went wrong?
What is your role in Cellblock HOB?
I’m the prison cleaner, my cell mates are filthy.
What is the one item you can’t be without?
My feather duster, it comes in handy removing the cobwebs. Makes a fashionable showgirl headdress and comes in very useful tickling a prison guard or two to get what I want.
What is your most dangerous feature?
My biceps, I’m the undefeated cellblock HOB arm wrestling champion.
Are you guilty?
Not guilty just misunderstood.